
Sally Homemaker is a stay-at-home mom. She gets the kids to soccer practice on time every day. But she knows that someday the kids will be in school full time, and she wonders what she'll do then. Front Office Bob is a middle manager at a mid-sized company in mid-town. He spends his days auditing expense accounts and filling out TPS reports. When he's not figuring profits and losses, Bob dreams of making it big. Small Town Jim manages a general store hundreds of miles from the big city. He stocks, and he files. But he feels like he's not reaching his full potential.
What do they all have in common? They’re all perfect candidates for online MBAs. Why, you ask? Because online MBAs are ideal for people with job and family responsibilities, and because you can learn from anywhere, distance is no obstacle. But that's not all online programs have to offer. Check out these top 10 reasons to get your MBA online.
1. Keep tabs on your soaps. Let's face it. Days of Our Lives waits for no one, and when you're going to school on campus, missing a few episodes of your favorite show is inevitable. Miss too many episodes, and you could mistake someone's evil twin for the genuine article. But with an online MBA, you won’t miss one double-cross, one showdown at the docks, or a single demonic possession.
2. Your dog cannot possibly eat your homework. It's an age-old problem for students around the world. After slaving for hours or even days, some paper-hungry mutt comes along and destroys your precious work, and what’s worse, no one seems to believe you when you tell them. But with an online MBA, all your work is completed electronically. So your homework-eating "best friend" will just have to be satisfied with his Puppy Chow.
3. Save the whales, the rainforest, and the polar ice caps. When you're going to school online, there's no need for driving. And less driving means less pollution. So when you get your MBA online, you're pretty much saving the world single-handedly. And did we mention all the money you'll save on gas?
4. Auditing concepts with a side of fries. When you're learning from home, you make the rules. That means you can eat and drink all you want during class. So when you're studying, feel free to chow down on all the tater-tots, onion rings, or french fries you can handle. Which begs the question: Did you want to super-size that for just 39 cents more?
5. The sweet, sweet pleasure of texting. When you go to school online, you get live support from certified professors. Generally, you communicate through blogs, chatrooms, and email. But the greatest benefit is that classroom etiquette is out the window. You can text your best friend, email your parents, or do something crazy and actually call someone. Hey, you're not bothering anyone, right?
6. Keep those youthful sleeping habits. To some people, it's a source of pride. Staying up until 3 AM makes them feel like they're living life to its fullest. Only weaklings go to bed before midnight, they claim. If this sleep schedule sounds familiar, online MBAs are perfect for you. With flexible scheduling, you can do school work when you're at your best. Say at, oh, 3 AM.
7. Cure the soccer practice blues. No one loves their kids more than you. But sitting at soccer practice day after day is more than a little boring. It cuts into your productive time. But with a wireless laptop or mobile device, you can turn that wasted time into class time. So while the kids are developing their eye-foot coordination, you can develop into a blossoming executive.
8. Down time is your time. You might have noticed that your office day goes slower when you have nothing to do. Well, problem solved. With online MBA classes, you'll always have something to do. A sanctioned work activity? Well, not exactly. But if you're not looking out for number one, who is?
9. Put a meter maid out of a job. It's hard to hate parking cops simply for doing their jobs. But then, that wouldn’t be a problem if they didn’t have jobs, would it? With online MBA classes, there's no need to drive to campus. Which means no money wasted on feeding the meter, and the less you feed the meter, the less need there is for meter maids. You get the picture.
10. You're finally out of school. Don’t go back now! You've waited your entire life to finish school, and you did. It took 13 years (don’t forget about kindergarten). Another two to four years, and you made it out of college. Why go back now? With online MBA classes you can learn from the comfort of home - with all the conveniences of home. On top of that, you'll never run late for class.